Saturday, November 18, 2017
As we now know, Hamish Marshall, the Con's new campaign manager who used to work at The Rebel, has been desperately trying to change Andrew Scheer's image.
From Dr Schmear and Mr Schmeagol, depending on the phase of the moon, to Mr Nice Guy, or Mr Average Canadian.
But it's not easy, and it's not working.
Not when that low budget YouTube reminded many Canadians of a scary David Lynch movie.
Friday, November 17, 2017
I knew the Cons were worried.
I didn't believe them when they said that weird ad, half Forrest Gump and half serial killer, was to introduce Andrew Scheer to Canadians.
When he has been around for thirteen years, and the Con media has given him all the page time or air time he wanted recently, to attack the Trudeau government.
As only Schmeagol can.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
When we last left Andrew Scheer he was walking through a quiet suburb looking like a dazed Forrest Gump, or a weirdo trying to pick up women.
And now we know what the ad produced by his new Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall, the nasty little man who used to work for the hate mongering Rebel, is supposed to do.
Introduce him to Canadians.
"Millions of Canadians don't know Andrew – and we need to change that," Marshall said in a pitch to party members in which he lauded Scheer as a "devoted father of five" who is "true to his conservative principles, in politics and out."
Even though he has been in Parliament for THIRTEEN years.
But here's what I really don't understand.
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
As I'm sure you know, the bloated bigot Jason Kenney is waging war on LGBT children. Again.
Claiming that his opposition to Alberta's Bill 24, that is designed to protect gay kids who wish to join a Gay-Straight Alliance, doesn't mean he wants to out them to their parents.
Who could hurt them, or throw them into the street as so many parents do. Or even kill them.
But like everything that self loathing closet queen says or does, his words mean nothing.
And as Rick Mercer says, Kenney should be picking on somebody his own size.
It's now been more than four days since Justin Trudeau missed a meeting of APEC leaders, and our Con media went ballistic.
Claiming he'd sabotaged a trade deal, and that all the other leaders were furious, and that Canada's reputation was RUINED!!!!
And nobody was more outraged than the pompous hack from the National Post Andrew Coyne.
Who fired off so many angry tweets his fingers must have been bleeding.
But while the other Con media stooges finally realized that Trudeau was simply sticking up for our country, and rejecting a bad deal.
And crawled away with their furry tails between their legs.
Coyne simply couldn't accept that he had jumped the gun, and made a fool out of himself...
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
I knew that it wouldn't be long before Hamish Marshall, who once worked for Ezra Levant's hate mongering rag The Rebel, would start telling Andrew Scheer what to do.
In his new role as the Con's election campaign manager.
The one who is supposed to help Scheer become Prime Minister, after having managed his winning leadership campaign.
I also knew that Marshall would start by trying to soften Schmear's image which has been damaged by weeks of screaming at Justin Trudeau.
I can't imagine a more satisfying situation, or justice more divine.
Roy Moore, the homophobic bigot who likes to portray himself as a God's gift to America, now being accused of being a pervert who liked to go after VERY young women.
Moore, who is running for a Senate seat in Alabama, is still claiming he kept his "gun" in his pants.
But with every passing day the evidence against him becomes more overwhelming.
Monday, November 13, 2017
Well it's now been two days since the Con media went after Justin Trudeau for allegedly sabotaging a trade deal by missing a meeting.
In what can only be described as a pig wrestling contest.
Which as you know ended badly, with our porky media looking like idiots.
Since they revealed their blatant bias, and blew what was left of their credibility out of the water, they have been keeping a very low profile hoping no doubt that nobody noticed.
But I who did notice, keep getting asked the same haunting question.
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Remembrance Day is always a sad day, but it was a particularly gloomy day at the Parliamentary Press Gallery.
Yesterday they were squealing like hogs, accusing Justin Trudeau of having sabotaged a trade deal by missing a meeting.
And along with the creepy Andrew Schmear all but demanding that Trudeau resign IMMEDIATELY !!!!
But sadly for them, today they were all licking their self inflicted wounds and/or their private parts.
And looking like idiots.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
It's Remembrance Day 2017, and a time to remember all those who fought and died for our country.
A time to remember my fighting grandfathers...
Who survived the war but were marked by it forever.
And give thanks that this year we'll also take a moment to remember this young soldier.