Monday, March 19, 2018

How Doug Ford Will Have The Whole World Laughing At Us

In one of my last posts I wondered how any sane Canadian could vote for a bestial Con ape like Doug Ford.

And whether we should call those who support him the ugly Canadians.

I pointed out that Ford was both intellectually and emotionally unfit to be the leader of  anything, let alone the Premier of Canada's most powerful province.

But what I forgot to mention is how the rest of the world would react.

Or what they would think of us for electing such a clown.

Donald Trump Goes After Robert Mueller

There is no man Donald Trump fears more than Robert Mueller,  the special counsel who could have him evicted from the White House, and even sent to the Big House.

He's the recurring nightmare who makes Trump wake up screaming.

Which explains why until this weekend, the cowardly Trump hadn't dared criticize him.

But after whacking Andrew McCabe, the deputy FBI director, one day before he was due to retire, Trump is in a frigging frenzy.

And now he's going after Mueller, like a maniac, or a werewolf...

Doug Ford and the Ugly Canadians

I must admit that I never paid too much attention to Doug Ford until recently. I just saw him as the lesser half of the ghastly Ford Brother's Comedy and Horror show that almost tanked Toronto.

A political thug who tries to intimidate anyone who doesn't agree with him. 

A millionaire who claims he's fighting the "elites" who he defines this way...

And is, as you can see, a ghastly Con clown, who if he lost another couple of IQ points would have to be watered rather than fed.

But of course, now I have to take him seriously.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

The National Post Goes After Justin Trudeau. Again.

When I last checked out Paul Godfrey, Postmedia's Big Boss, he was cursing Justin Trudeau, and demanding money to bail out his sinking operation.

And his frantic employees were running around, or splashing around, desperately trying to please him.

Which is the only way to explain this story.

Donald Trump and the Madness in the White House

It's a scary sight, but the Trump White House is starting to look a lot like the last days in the Fuhrer bunker.

With the Orange Fuhrer raging like a madman, and firing people left and right.

Everybody in that sweaty bunker wondering who is next? 

And nobody able to feel safe.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

The Day Justin Trudeau Made Donald Trump Look Like A Loser

For months our ratty Con media has tried to damage Justin Trudeau, and diminish his status abroad.

And of course some like the miserable Andrew Scheer have gone even further...

But luckily that treasonous Trumpling is only negotiating with others in his own mind.

And it's just been revealed that when Justin met Donald he made the president look like a little man.

President Chicken and the Gun Control Kids

He talked up a storm after the Stoneman Douglas high school massacre. He talked about raising the age you can buy certain weapons. He said he wasn't afraid of the NRA.

But sadly Donald Trump WAS afraid of the NRA, and he folded like a cheap suit. 

On Sunday night, Trump unveiled his proposal on guns in the wake of the Parkland, Florida, shooting that left 17 people dead. Guess what was left out of that proposal? Yup -- nothing on raising the age limit on the purchase of some types of weapons.

Claiming that his little hands are tied, when they are not. And that the public was against the idea, when in fact they favour it more than he does.

In a CNN/SSRS poll conducted late last month, 71% said they supported raising the age limit to 21 to buy any sort of gun -- a proposal that goes beyond even what Trump was advocating for in the open meeting he held with members of Congress on guns earlier this month.

So much for President Chicken. 

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

David Akin and the Ugliness of the Con Media

David Akin has always been one of the shabbiest members of our grotesque Con media.

Once he used to inhale Ezra Levant's farts at Sun TV News, until the farts caught fire, and it went down in flames.

But it seems old habits die hard, and now he spends his days looking for any excuse to attack Justin Trudeau.

And I mean ANY excuse.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Doug Ford and the Theocon Conspiracy

We already knew that Doug Ford arranged to get anointed in a church to solidify the support of social conservatives.

We knew that he has promised to make it harder for young women to get an abortion, harder for LGBT kids to be safe in our schools, and that the thought of all that young meat had the religious fanatics howling like a pack of hungry wolves, 

And we knew that his faithful beasts rewarded him by making the leader, or the Big Boss of the Ontario Trump Party, by casting the decisive votes in his favour

But who knew that they would howl so loudly?

Monday, March 12, 2018

Doug Ford and the Enema of My Enemies

Well he's now officially the leader, or the Boss of Bosses, of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario.

After complaining about "serious irregularities" poor old Christine Elliott has hurriedly surrendered.

“After completing my review, I am confident in the results. I extend my congratulations to Doug Ford on a hard-fought campaign.”

And Doug "Meat Head" Ford, Brother of Robbie, has emerged the winner of a grubby Con contest that he lost, but somehow won.

The tussle over the election results arose after Elliott won both the popular vote as well as 64 ridings, compared to Ford’s 60 on the third ballot — yet still lost the race.

But who can blame the shattered Elliott? No doubt she can read the writing on the wall, or see the horse's head of her political career lying at the end of the bed.

Or hear the voice of Mike "Big Mike" Harris calling for party unity.